J-5 Rogers Family


Random Question

A while back, I emailed a few of you and asked the following question:

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

I got responses from a lot of you and sadly, they were all pretty similar. Am I THAT boring?
You ladies just don't know the "real" Jessica, huh? (Insert evil, wicked laugh here.)

For those of you that didn't respond - tisk, tisk!

So let me share those responses...

My husband writes: "For beating the sh^t out of someone for riding your a$$ on 820 during rush hour."
(No, my husband has never said a curse word in his life - can't ya tell?)

S from Keller writes: "For going "Mama Bear" on someone that was mean/cruel to your kids."
(Mama Bear? Clever wording, S. That is putting it lightly though!)

J from Watauga writes: "It would have to do something with your temper."
(Oh, J - you are good!)

A from N. Fort Worth writes: " I say it would be because you cut either the Wal-Mart greeter or the Albertson's manager."
(Yes, A - the mention of cutting someone does run in the family, so just don't mess with the Tomás girls!)

A from Forth Worth writes: "For kicking somebody’s azz for talking smack about your kids."
(Azz - are ya from New Jersey, A? LOL.)

C from Arlington writes: "For muling cigars in from Mexico."
(Well C, that's just a WHOLE other post that we'll have to share with the blogging world, isn't it?)
Maybe this next week...

Stay tuned!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol!!! Oh how I have missed your blogs. :) J

June 18, 2009 at 1:28 PM  

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